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Going forward, false reporting will result in a ban.

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Recently, there has been a rash of reports that are clearly inapplicable to the content being reported. For example, a subjectively funny blog screenshot being labeled “spam or abuse.”

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crazy person

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via https://fediscience.org/@petergleick/115158481092764879

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hello? media!?

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https://kolektiva.social/@igd_news/115158628566504083

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concerning trend

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https://starlite.rodeo/@ana/115159140213220455

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Hmm...

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A breakthrough discovery

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Even magas can't be buying this, can they?

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Google's greatest ally

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Don't be evil guys.

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Oscar Wilde lives on

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Love ❤️

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Love ❤️
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This is for everyone... as long as you have an Instagram account

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Alt: Screenshot of a Mastodon post made by Tim Berners-Lee which says "In 4 days my memoir 'This Is for Everyone' will be published. The book tour kicks off the same day with many more events following. Follow the journey on the book's Instagram page [link to Instragram page]."

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The forgotten holiday

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I will have my laptop and be available intermittently

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NoSleep...

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NoSleep...
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Highly Advanced Culture

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It's not helping me rn

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/post/269870

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The world if christian lived by christian values

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Post:"Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I'm working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were" Book excerpt:"Drowning Bear's principal influence. however, was in holding his people to the mountains and to the old religion of the mountains. He did not succumb to Christian missionaries, but after listening to one or two chapters of the Bible, remarked, 'It seems to be a good book—strange that the white people are not better, after having had it so long.' And"
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bobby brainsworms

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https://mastodon.social/@jwz/115148422651635018

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The Universe Sends A Sign

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The good doctor

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Won't somebody think of the children?

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"Unfair! Technically you're not following the rules!" Nazis cry

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https://toad.social/@PimentoMori/115146246404384115

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There's just no way to know. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Priorities

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My husband just insisted my daughter and I remember a code word in case I'm ever confronted by his clone or a cyborg doppelganger and I'm not sure which is the real him and which is the imposter. Some families make sure they have a fire escape plan but not us
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Website design

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@drmorr@hachyderm.io on Mastodon: "2005: Your website looks like it was designed by a 3-year-old and barely works, this can't be a trustworthy source of information. 2025: Your website looks like it was designed by a 3-year-old and barely works, this is the last bastion of truth on the Internet."

Toot

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Why is this so true why why?

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Why is this so true why why?
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Help cats, prank humans

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Just spotted a cat on someone's porch, miaowing to be let in. Without thinking, I walked up to the door, rang the bell, nodded to the cat and left. It was only I rounded the corner I realised what I'd done as I heard the owner shouting SARAH THE CAT JUST RANG THE DOORBELL
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Unsettling

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won't someone think of the children

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https://infosec.exchange/@Em0nM4stodon/115135515321297885

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It is mean

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It is mean
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Don't forget

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https://xcancel.com/maziehirono/status/1962869832593907916#m

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Anxiety tip

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First of all, Cassie, rude! Second of all, how dare you? Thirdly, just because you're right doesn't mean you get to be an asshole about it.

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You'll never see them again

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Me in a meme

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Me in a meme
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I pay $15k a year health insurance for my family, it only kicks in after I spend $5k, and a doctor can say I require one thing and the insurance can reject it

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Expectations

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lol

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https://infosec.exchange/@0xabad1dea/115144601930238379

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natural expressions

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Alternatively: "Nothing fits right today"

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not my black quartz sphinx, not my vow

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https://labyrinth.social/@nash/115138006583174887

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Bechdel password requirements

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Source: https://infosec.exchange/@SwiftOnSecurity/109773679300002481

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Honestly this is the reason why I bike and take public transportation

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Lil shop of horrors

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Cough syrup

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Gotham grunge

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incredible

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incredible
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be beetle

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be beetle
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Margins

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@kierongillen.bsky.social‬ on Bluesky: "Pro-tip. If you print your book all the way to the edges of the page, you will never make money. There's no margin."

Skeet

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Instant kidney stone

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Stereo types

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Oh no...

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Oh no...
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Is this too cheesy?

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A saint! May him and others like him have cold pillows for the rest of their days 😌

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