Geostationary Orbiting ObserverTardigrade defecation
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Live Science: Tardigrades Apparently Do Huge Poops.
Because as requested by YoiksAndAway: “This deserves its own post.”
So, that's a turdigrade?
...I'll take my leave.
You can tell that was a really satisfying shit because right after it's finished it stops moving for a second.
This is a whole goregrind song right there
As luck would have it, Brutal Sphincter is unironically my favourite goregrind band.
Brutal sphincter is how I would describe tardigrade's rectum.
The band is funny, I think I ran a few kilometers in a circlepit while they were playing at In Flammen last year. Extra credit for a women only circle pit while they performed The Art of Squirting.
We would've been best of buddies that night.
😘
that how i feel in the morning after my coffee
Must have been satisfying , it's like a third his entire body size.