White House astonished as Pete Hegseth reads Franklin book all by himself

I never really thought about it until South Park wrote the little jingle about Pete Hegseth being a fuckin douche. Did you know this guy’s got like seven kids!?

Dammit, Clevon!

Sober? Does he even read it sober?
SHOCKING!!

He can count by two’s and he can tie his own shoes!